Male 1: Get me a slice of pizza!
Male2: Hell no.
Male 1: MONG.
Some jack ass who likes to wear plaid reversible shorts, and wears a thong. Man + thong= Mong Synonym: Jeff
Dude, where did you get your Mong?
Jeff, you look so sexy in your Mong!
!MONG! is something that you yell uncontrollably after being infected with the very contagious Yuri disease in The Specialists RP.
Random: OMFG I just got infected with yuri!
Random 2: Stay the fuck away from me
Random: !MONG!
Random 2: AHH FUCK YOU!
Random: !MONG! !MONG!
(The body of Random has been recovered near the mall)
A man thong. Like the mankini, but worn underneath normal clothing. Usually very uncomfortable.
Girl 1: Did that guy have a wedgie or what?!
Girl 2: I think he was wearing a mong
Girl 1: *Shudders*
We goto a local cafe in east london called 'Marias cafe' sometimes and eat greasy food, after leaving the building we are monged
'Marias cafe has monged me'.
A mong rider is an old style road bike. Often riden by 'hipsters' these days.
A: How are you getting to the party?
B: Riding my mong rider