The sexiest two people you could ever imagine to walk the earth aka mongyiswhatweaimfor and shouldvemongedalready:
People cannot resist their majestic prowess and often bow down to the ground and kiss their feet just to touch a single strand of their incredibleο»Ώ aura.
I mong you.
I'm goina mong you right now!
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Male 1: Get me a slice of pizza!
Male2: Hell no.
Male 1: MONG.
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Some jack ass who likes to wear plaid reversible shorts, and wears a thong. Man + thong= Mong Synonym: Jeff
Dude, where did you get your Mong?
Jeff, you look so sexy in your Mong!
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!MONG! is something that you yell uncontrollably after being infected with the very contagious Yuri disease in The Specialists RP.
Random: OMFG I just got infected with yuri!
Random 2: Stay the fuck away from me
Random: !MONG!
Random 2: AHH FUCK YOU!
Random: !MONG! !MONG!
(The body of Random has been recovered near the mall)
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A man thong. Like the mankini, but worn underneath normal clothing. Usually very uncomfortable.
Girl 1: Did that guy have a wedgie or what?!
Girl 2: I think he was wearing a mong
Girl 1: *Shudders*
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A mong rider is an old style road bike. Often riden by 'hipsters' these days.
A: How are you getting to the party?
B: Riding my mong rider
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