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The nice, old lady that gives candy to little kids at the back of the local hardware store.
Hey Dustin, lets go see if Monk has some candy for us!
The theft of lawn gnomes, lawn decorations and seasonal decorations.
"Lets go monking"
"I went monking last night"
"I monked a lawn gnome last night"
YOU FOOL! Monks don't use rosary beads! They're called MALA beads! Don't you know!? Can't you tell!?
Iam "Monk? Ok, yeah... They're clearly using some kind of online medium..."
Hym "We had already established that."
Iam "Yeah, well, it's more obvious now..."
Hym "We could light the second floor of our apartment on fire 🔥😈🔥"
Iam "No! Well... No. We're not going to do that."
Hym "You know what? You're right... We're probably not high enough to prevent them from just jumping out of the windows..."
Iam "What? No! That's not the point!"
Hym "There is not point! Senseless violence! Hurray!!!"
Iam 🤦