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1. Biscuit
2. Stress Relief
3. Popular party trick
4. A delicious and creamy biscuit forged in the deep mountains of the Himalayas. Believed to have cured cancer in many provinces, the Monte Carlo was a historic treat for many civilizations. The Monte Carlo had been transported via donkey in the late 1800's from the Himalayan mountains; most notably the Tibet region - to Munich, Germany. A man had over time on the long journey from both countries experienced an extremely sore anus ah-noos and had an idea to re-leave this pain. Thus the creaminess of the Monte Carlo was used as he placed it and several others of similiar size right up his anus anoos. As people witnessed his glorified facial expressions after delivering such a release of uncomfort, many people have associated the Monte Carlo with pain and stress relief and in other cases also strange pleasures.
"Michael, I am having a real hard time today." says man 1.
"Here enjoy a Monte Carlo mohn-tay cah-low to relieve you from that back pain". says man 2.
"You mean anus ah-noos pain!" says man1.
"Ah yes my bad." says man 2.
When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.
Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
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Del Monte Block Crip goes way back they been around for a while now they are a African American gang and one of the only crip gangs in Anaheim they made of 2 parts 3400 which has more of the young members and 3100 which is more older members del monte 3400 block has a click know as west side anaheim ruthless criminals del monte beefs with folks,abp,esbp,una and many more and there click ruthless criminals beefs with Norwalk folks una and Fullerton toker town and more. Del monte block ÅRC is running the west of Anaheim as we see it del monte block 3400 and ruthless criminals are really on top and making there opposition look real bad
Ay cuh fuck forks I’m from DEL MONTE BLOCK GANGSTER CRIPS
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“Omg do you smell that?”
“Yeah it smells the Monte crop duster.”
Ew !
Where excellence is a tradition. We Can, We Will, We’re Barbers Hill!
Have you been to Mont Belvieu? It’s so awesome!
Pretty Big Mountain In eastern townships, qc. close to the us border. almost every single worker is a pothead but the skiing conditions are amazing. If you can get weed before you go skiing, you can be sure a worker has an extra gram or 5
Ned: i wanted to go boarding at Mont Sutton but i got no weed left" he says.
Garry: Dont Worry we can buy some from the workers the have more then enough.
A setup invoked by THE CHAINSMOKERS PARIS.
Look ANAL ALAN you might as well TAKE DICK instead of "asking for money for your MONTE RIMJ0B as you asked the wrong person , "as you kept RIMMING his ASSH0LE forgetting about that LITTLE DICK you sucked awhile ago at the time they were advertising "KENT" CIGARETTES and he really made a big stink as he got in his CAR LOW spreading all over to MGM RESORTS INTERNATIONALto JAMES THE BELL BOY who was much obliged to PISS IN YOUR MOUTH and your DRINKING PISS BIG TIME that night straight from THE TAP AND EATING HIS SIZABLE B0WEL MOVEMENT while he climbed into the shower and JAMES THE BELLBOY cleansed himself of your JEWISH PEDOPHILE LIPS so you became MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER at the FIESTA HENDERSON now closed as your DR. JAFFE PEDIATRICIAN said you are on VIDEO and that STATIONS has been compromised by a known PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN who is a walking DEUTSCHE BANK to the CHAGRIN of any CAIN BITCH that is another TINKER KINDLE BUMBLE WOLF.