full monty

To whack off, jerk off, or jack off completely naked; minimum requirement is no shirt, pants at half-mast.

I just had a sweet full monty earlier today.

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Magen Monty

One of the sweetest girls you will ever meet, she's kind, amazing, and beautiful. No-one has ever met a better person, or ever will. She is the definition of perfect.

"hey dude,"

"yea?"

"I just met Magen Monty, have you ever? shes SICKNASTYBRA"

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Black Monty

A mixed drink consisting of rum and grape juice.

Hey man pour me up a Black Monty I’m trying to turn up!

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Monty Mitzman

A really sexy guy who has beaming smile, pro airsoft and very hottie

He has phatt ass

Monty Mitzman is so hot

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Monty is a cat

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Monty is a cat

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Full montie

Full montie means going all the way, having full sex

My best friend ask her boyfriend if he wanted to go the full montie with her after prom

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Dirty Monty

When you encounter that older guy that gives off a creepy vibe and after a conversation you realize he probably just want to brush your hair or give your nasty feet a pedicure while you take a bubble bath

I quickly put my child in the car when he gave me the "Dirty Monty" vibe but after helping jump my car, I shared my hairbrush and earned the title Uncle Monty

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