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An item of clothing worn over one moob but not the other. Essentially an eyepatch, but for a moob.
Joe: What on earth is that? It's like half a bikini??
Josh: What a lovely moob patch you have!
Jack: Why thank you!
Josh: (eyes wide open in excitement) Oh my god I want one!
referring to someones muscular man boobs. made by use of steriods and these can also be perky.
"nice perky muscle moobs, go inject some steriods"
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Abuse of the Male Boob. The Moob Abuse Association of the Male Sexuality (MAAMS)
Stop poking my moob! This is moob abuse!
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A place with an inordinate amount of men with moobs. Can be used to describe Wisconsin Dells, the beach, any waterpark,Burger King.....The list goes on.
-did you see any cute dudes when you went to the beach?
-Nope, all the guys there had moobs! We're living in Moob World.
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Emotional moobs are moobs caused by a hormonal imbalance in the body due to emotional instability, usually from a traumatic event in early childhood but occasionally later in life. Emotional moobs can be easily confused with Fat Guy Moobs (or FGM) due to their similar disgusting, sweaty appearance.
The only difference and distinction between the two is the 'tearing' of an emotional moob. This is when the moob becomes so emotional, often because someone has made fun of the moob, slapped it, or otherwise neglected it, that it begins to secrete a milky lactate similar in appearance to tears.
This illness was only recently discovered since many people with this hilarious but shameful illness hid their bodies with baggy t-shirts. Often these t-shirts are thought of as being sweaty when it is actually the lactating tears of the emotional moob. In this instance it is often said with much affection that the moob is crying. Poor moob.
It is estimated that 30% of the moob population have emotional moobs.
Early symptoms include: Being Emo, whining about shit all the time and a milky smell about the person.
Known cures include: Getting over it, toughening up and getting a life. Skin grafts are also used to help the person develop 'thick skin' in the affected area.
Emotional moobs also effect women but this often goes undiagnosed as the only, often desirable, side-effect is an increased cup size, and is nowhere near as embarassing as the male lactating man-tit.
Dave: My emotional moobs keep lactating everywhere.
Bob: You sick fuck.
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Dave: My moobs are so emotional right now.
Alex: You're a cunt.
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Zaphod: OMFG you sass you're such a sweaty frood.
Dave: No I'm not you dick, thats just my lactating emotional man tit crying again.
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Sandra: Oh crap we've run out of milk!
Dave: Well insult me for a few minutes and give my tit a slap and I'll squeeze some in your coffee.
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when one preferably a shmendrick (see shmendrick) stands comfortably behind the moober, and places there hands gently above around the mipples. After a count down of 3..2..1 they grasp the moobs as hard as they can until the moober screams oy vey.
Shmendre gave Shmenrick the best moob grab of his life.
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a computer nerd with way too much time on his hands and takes forever to get stuff done
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