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A mountain lion is similar to a cougar, only it refers to an UN-attractive older woman seeking younger men. The only difference between the terms mountain lion and cougar are that cougars are usually somewhat attractive, and mountain lions are usually quite ugly. The mountain lion's natural habitat is at bars.
I was walking back from the men's room, and a mountain lion tried to attack me with a crotch grab!
I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion.
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Battle Mountain (B.M.) is located in the Northern Nevada region of the Great Basin. Given its central location on the intersecting point of freeways NV-305 and I-80, it is prime real estate for illicit organizations/cartels. These groups gone virtually undetected by local law enforcement, due to B.M.'s small town "charm", for nearly 30 years. It is the direct midpoint for three major cities (Reno, Salt Lake City, and Las Vegas) making the city a key factor in Nevada's black-market trade.
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1)The best part on Atlanta...well metro atlanta.
2)The park that has a small moutain that really isn't a moutain. It is more like a hill.
3)Very segregated and diverse at the same time. The city has a lot of different cultures but they stay seperated from each other.
4)The suburbs at its worst and funnest
Girl #1: Back up!
Girl #2: Who gon make me?
Girl #l: Fall back. Im from Stone Mountain lil girl!
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Ghetto mountain dew from wal-mart, the keystone of sodas
Hey look, matt's butt-chugging that mountain lightning!
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Sticking your butt in a straight line up in the air and relaxing your anus to let the air enter the buthole. Then pushing out all of the air inside of anus creating fart noise.
Conner is the best at fart mountains.
Kensie thinks fart mountains are gross, I disagree.
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a popular kosher soft drink heavily consumed by Israelis.
after drinking Mountain Jew, I want to Do the Jew!
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Beef testicles battered and fried; considered gourmet dining in the American west even though they are tough and have gristles.
The Brown Derby parboils their mountain oyster dishes so they won't be so tough and hard to chew.
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