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A horizontal landing strip, usually groomed to look like a moustache
I only fool around with a girl if she's got a velvet moustache!
When a man jizz's on a chicks upper lip and then arabian waterfalls (shaving ballsac hair onto their face). Then the chick waits for the jizz to dry and then she has a complete arabian moustache.
The other day my girlfriend had a cold face so i jizzed on her upper lip and then completed the arabian waterfall on her so atleast she had a little arabian moustache to keep her face warm once it dryed.
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A thin, sorry excuse for facial hair consisting of a few scraggly, individually visible hairs scattered above a man's upper lip. Typically seen on teenage boys who can't yet grow a full moustache, and on men from ethnic backgrounds that typically have sparse facial hair. Pathetic for the same reasons as a comb-over, and very low class.
Jimbob's luck changed one day when he shaved off his mullet and his Mexican moustache. Someplace called him back for a job interview that wasn't a gas station.
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A beard of Mexican origin which has yet to fully bloom into one of a man.
Jamilio has a dirty pubic moustache he should shave it before somebody sees him.
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A male with requisite handlebar moustache, usually straight, who, because of said facial hair is a gay dude magnet.
Wow, Arthur, ever since you started grooming and waxing you've become Moustache Sally around here!
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A hot mom's cum around your lips after licking her pussy.
I could still taste that hot soccer mom on my MILF moustache after I went down on her.
Dude, go brush your teeth and use some mouth wash because you got a MILF moustache going on!
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Similar to the "frosted moustache" . While receiving your christmas morning bj, pull out and shoot your load on her upper lip.
I don't know if she enjoyed her present as much as I did, I gave her a "Chrismas Moustache"
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