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When you sneeze, lift weights, or do any other activity and spray shit all over yourself or any other person
Randy sneezed while lifting weights and "dallas mudslided" in his gym shorts.
A sandy, shit smeared ass luge
Sasha just shit herself, someone grab that beer and record this Persian Mudslide
This is a technique that can be used for sexual pleasure or as a means to avoid an orgasm that is uncomfortable due to a full bladder. When you have to urinate but do not want to stop having sex, the male simply pulls his penis out of the vagina and enters the anus. At this time the male should quickly urinate. The female should rest on her knees and drive her buttocks and anus towards the ceiling so the urine remains contained within the rectum. Once the male’s bladder is empty he should slowly pull out and reenter the vagina quickly and reach orgasm as rapidly as possible. Upon the completion of climax, the female can now lower her lower body. A mixture of urine, feces, ejaculate and other lubricants both natural and synthetic will at this time empty simultaneously from both anus and vagina. The flowing stinky river of fluids can be affectional referred to as the stinky mudslide.
With two young boys intimacy was very rare for Allyson and Adam. They were pressed for time. This rare moment of sexual explosion needed to happen now. Adam made the call … He would not be going to the bathroom. The Stinky Mudslide was there only option.
The act of shitting in ones dishwasher, then turning it on. Best when the dishwasher if full of dishes.
He was mad I fucked his girlfriend so while I was out of town, he broke into my house and gave me a Maricopa Mudslide.
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the act of slipping some on ex lax, once the ex lax is an hour away from kicking in then you somehow slip the person a slipping pill. They will pass out in their bed, most likely for 8 hours if the sleeping pills are heavy enough. The prank needs to be performed at night or else is won't be considered a MINDNIGHT mudslide.
Midnight- Sleeping pills
Mudslide- Laxative
The midnight mudslide man, slip that ho some laxatives and then later before they hit him slip him some sleeping pills so he crashes and craps his bed all night.
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1. Before deflowering a confirmed female virgin, before she thinks you (the man) is about to enter her vagina, you ask her if she would like to have sex and still be a virgin. Right after she asks why or how, you insert your penis into her anus.
2. Directly before having sex, a male claims that he is a virgin. As he moves his genitalia towards the vagina, he inserts his penis into her anus.
1. Man 1: Hey man, did you take that girls v-card last night?
Man 2: Not technically, I asked her if she wanted to keep her virginity then gave her the ol' Virgin Mudslide.
2. Female: I don't know if that guy knew what he was doing or not, but he pulled a virgin mudslide.
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when you jizz in a girls ass and she proceeds to shart out semen
i just gave sarah the biggest Vanilla Mudslide
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