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Jobber in the old Mid-South territory and nephew of the Junkyard Dog. Stole Jim Ross’s then-girlfriend, resulting in Ross getting revenge by trolling him on air every night by bringing up his pitiful win/loss record.
Jim Ross: He's getting beaten like a government mule!
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The act of using one's hand on the penis as a way of acheiving climax.
AKA: spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, slapping the salomi, etc.
Between study breaks, Jay like to lope his mule to relieve tension.
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As in "riding the grade mule."
One that rides the grade mule cares not about how much he or she absorbs and/or takes back from whatever class; they only care about getting a grade.
Think of it as a mule led by a carrot and stick.
Benny: "My assignments six months late, but I'm still getting 25% credit. It's better than a zero."
Phil: "Fool, you better get off that grade mule."
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The term used to describe a person who is brought along on a ride to Tree House Brewery for the sole purpose of buying beer for their partner. The Beer Mule spends neither their own money nor drinks any of the purchased product for themselves. They are only there to wait in line, hand over payment, retrieve product and be escorted back to the vehicle for transference of ownership to the Beer Mule's partner. It is a highly respected position.
I brought my mom along as my beer mule when I went to Tree House when they offered Julius last week.
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A female that seemingly continues to become impregnated over and over again. May also be refered to a Fertile Myrtle. Molly Mules typically have 3 or more children and usually reproduce right after the last C section has healed.
I can't believe my brother fell for Carla. I warned him she's a Molly Mule. Now look at his ass. Works three jobs, has six kids and she won't let him get snipped since she thinks she wants another.
Poor fucker.
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To bee Really Muled Up, meaning being celibate. Not having attitude towards desires.
You are living a Mule Style life
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The male equivalent of a swamp donkey.
That marsh mule has been buying me drinks all night in hopes that he can fuck me!
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