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a guy who pwns at paintball and shoots all the noobish 11 year olds who cry when they get hit
"dude that guy just got all the noobs out"
"ya hes a muppet mower"
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Pushing ones penis down between the testicles until the region begins to look vaguely like the eyes and nose of Gonzo, or an as-of-yet unnamed Muppet.
"She seemed sort of blue, so I showed her my muppet nose. That cheered her up".
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To be well hung: To have a large penis.
Wow, look at daniel craig, he's smuggling a muppet!
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Before a male ejaculates he quickly covers the tip of his penis with a tissue causing all of the nut to be cleaned up instantly.
Guy 1: Dude last night I shot my load and it got all over my keyboard.
Guy 2: Just stick to the Musty Muppet dude, it reduces the risk of mess.
He big, he buff, and he gon take yo woman.
Make sure to hide your womans, Mr. Muppet is in town.
(n), A discarded sliver of soap found in communal bathrooms and showers, that has, over time collected enough pubic and body hair to take on the appearance of a Jim Henson creation. With characters ranging in colour and size (and hair coverage) each has a personality all of their own.
Holy crap I think that Soap Muppet is growing.