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A show created by Liam Animations (at least that is what I think it’s called). About robots who have they’re own personalities. And get murdered too.
Person 1 “Hey! Have you watched Murder Drones?”
Person 2 “No, but I will next week.”
Person 1 “Why next week?”
Person 2 “Because my internet is out.”
Person 1 “Why is it out?”
Person 2 “Because we have to pay the bill for it.”
Person 1 “Oh, Ight then.”
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When you Shit in a pillow case and freeze it, Then once frozen you kill someone with it.
Jack: Hey man u hear bout Heather.
Bobby: yeah man that was horrible. Anal murder isn't a joke.
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n.; An erection aroused by violence
Clubbing baby seals gives me such a murder boner!
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(N) A night walker type of girl you meet at a bar. She's the girl with the razor blade eyes and killer thighs--with just enough showing to blow your mind.
She's a w-o-m-a-n and she'll kill you with her verbs--meaning that she's hot AND she's intelligent and she probably WOULD kill you.
Mamma Murder's got a vampire tan and dark brown hair and large doe eyes.
First she'll use you--then she'll lose you.
Have you ever heard of her? She's a murderer! Mamma Murder stole his heart away (and ate it for dinner).
Mamma's a sinner--here to prove that Satan is real.
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A rattlesnake.
I heard Maynard done died yesterday... yeah got bitten by an ornery ol' Murder Rope ...
When you insult someone so bad that they can't come back from it.
The ultimate diss with no response
The way I told that guy off was like verbal murder...
The destruction of the old meaning of a word by common misuse. AKA the evolution of a language, but from the perspective of the grumpy old timer.
A: Dude this waffle you made for me is SO EPIC!!!!
B: *cringing* word murder...