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A Reverse Musket is the act of removing an object that is stuck by getting another object stuck in the same manner and compacting both objects by force and is typically referred to when unclogging a toilet by re-clogging with a secondary object and plunging vigorously until a fountain of water is formed.
Jerry, "We've got a water leak somewhere. Must be a burst pipe."
Tom, "Nah... The upstairs neighbors pulled off a Reverse Musket last night."
A state with highly restrictive gun control laws where, pretty much, the only firearm a law abiding citizen can own is a musket. This is in contrast to police, criminals, and terrorists who can possess whatever firearms they want.
You have to have a permit to even own a firearm even though the 2nd Amendment allows it. Assault rifles are off limits. You have to have a separate permit signed by the President of the United States to carry a firearm concealed. You can only carry seven rounds loaded in the weapon and cannot have a magazine exceeding ten rounds in capacity. You are better off just carrying a musket. You Sir, live in a Musket State!
My freind snuck up on me last night and opened fire on me with his Chedder Musket.
A variation of the classic "slippery wizard" but this one requires 3 friends preferably people you know but if not a random can be substituted for a friend.
friend number 1 attracts female (this is usually best looking one out of group best chance of success dont worry everyone gets a turn) When back at hideout friend number 1 starts to stick the female with his pork "sword" and with a wip of his whip the woman is distracted as your friend takes over after swinging in and uses his sword once he has done same the last musketeer joins in , upon finishing the woman turns round to find out nothing because remeber you have a mask on!
Then you all make haste on the 86bus back home !
The slippery Musketeers :P
A device used to launch creamy baby yogurt to its intended location. Aka a mans dick, and/or crank.
Now that Rutz lives in Texas, he is free to fire his yogurt musket at Sean’s mom.
While frowned upon, Rutz can fire his yogurt musket off of his front porch now that he lives in Texas.
Another name for Kids in Sandbox, the sexual practice of ramming a foreign object into a man's penis for sexual pleasure. Named so for the way a musket is loaded by ramming the shot and gunpowder down the barrel, before rifles and magazines came into play.
"Even thinking of that video of the chick loading the musket makes my penis sad."
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