my my I think we have a spy

you're on tiktok too much :/

my brain will self destruct I'll lose myself to su1c1de! scu1c1de! my my I think we have a spy!

Jake my everything and my baby

Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!

A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"

B:"That's Jake!"

kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby

HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)

“hold my stuff”, but this definition can only be used when you need both hands to rack gear or throw hands. only allowed to be used when in a group of your favourite people, because no one will understand otherwise

vic: “HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)”

abbey: *holds Vic’s stuff (aka gear, handbag, drink etc.)

everyone: *laughs

cross my t's and dot my i's

1. To make sure something

2. To be real on something

"I cross my t's and dot my i's yeah I'm for real" (taken from Post Malone and Kehlani "Feel" lyrics)

doin-my-duz-my

Usually spelled "doinmyduzmy".
Meaning I'm doing my own thing. I'm doing me.
Also said,"domyduzmy"

Don't worry 'bout me, I'm doin-my-duz-my.
I'm gonna domyduzmy no matter what.

My Body My Crime

A slogan woman can wear on tshirts, bumper stickers, picket signs . This slogan refers to having to terminate pregnancies themselves with pills, back alleys, kitchens and hangars. I have to doubt the police will take them to jail to check their uteri

The entire sorority stood outside the State Capitol chanting “My Body My Crime” to make it clear abortions won’t stop just because a bunch of old white men in government decided abortions are now a crime

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me