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an insult used to spite someone, derived from the fact that the right but is clearly superior
josh: ur annoying
me: we you can SUCK MY LEFT NUT
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When your left nut hurts
I was playingthe station and my left nut is bustin
Said when another being or said situation were to frustrate you & is said to display power or distraught. Insisting you'd rather have your left genital tickled then do what's been asked or required. Or used when someone states something you completely disagree with.
Fan girl: *singing* "what makes you beautiful" 1 Direction is amazing!!!
Daquan from the trap house: they can tickle my left nut
screw this wtf idgaf suck my dick savage
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I’d give my left nut to… — one of the larger hyperbolic lies men tell to express an acquisitive faux passion.
I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.
Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.
Any why the left nut?
Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?
Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.
So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!
The expression “ I’d give my left nut to…” used in a context to illustrate its usage:
I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .
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a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock
the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!
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My nuts my fat fucking nuts oh god oh fuck they hurt so bad my fat fucking nuts someone just kill me I can’t take it anymore the immense pain my fat fucking nuts there’s blood everywhere oh god my nuts my fat fucking nuts
Guy With Fat Nuts: Hey Porx
Porx: What
Guy With Fat Nuts: Suck my fat fucking nuts
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Usually said when something would make your life harder to live in, or would make your tasks harder to do
“Bro did you hear, Mr. Tomasulo input our math test grade” “You gotta be fucking my left nut”