Nads

A slang word for testicles, see bollocks.

He has really hairy nads

nad

an adjective, used to describe a situation when something amazing happens.

Nad! I found diamonds in Minecraft.

Crab n' nad

Crab n' nad: having intense anal sex when a crab and squid are present

Crab n' nad:
“Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”

the nads

when a situation is wholly unsatisfactory

Guy 1: My girlfriend wanted me to give her a sticky quacker, but I accidentally skruncled and now she won’t text me back.
Guy 2: Man, that’s the nads.

“My Nads!!”

Used to express sarcastic excitement ; said with a lisp, and stretching out the m in “my” and the a in “nads”.

Coach: “Jimmy, it’s your turn!”

Jimmy: “My nads!!”

(Mmmyy naaaads!!)

sweaty nads

sweating dick and balls

gee, I sure love the taste of sweaty nads in the morning. especially if their my dads sweaty nads. mmmhm.

Sad Nad

dumpling on two legs

Me: what's good my gabba goo?
Dumpling Man: am sad nad