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A person folding their napkin or wiping their face.
Betty had pizza sauce on her face and she had to napkin cunt it off.
We had to napkin cunt the napkins to get ready for the dinner.
What a woman on her period experiences while skydiving in her underwear
Wow, my pad wasn’t on straight that last jump and I had quite the flappy napkin.
What happens to a woman who’s skydiving in her underwear while on her period.
Wow, I had quite the flappy napkin my last jump. Next time I won’t use a pad with wings.
The art of covering a napkin with a whole sachet of butter then sticking it to someone's back.
He got hit with a buttery napkin
A person who continuously listens to another person bitch and complain. They are bored and annoyed but never call the other person out on the bitchy behavior. This is either because (a) they are afraid of confrontation, or (b) they receive a false sense of themselves as especially compassionate or heroic. In either case, they soak up the bitchy vibes and are, simply put, a bitch napkin. LR
A: You really gotta stop listening to him complain so much about how his tacos taste when he dips them in milk - you're just being a total bitch napkin.
Dude's sponsee does nothing but complain. Dude needs to sack up and stop being a bitch napkin.
A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) in a tissue then some one blows there nose in it or it can be used to abuse one .
do you blow your nose in willy napkins ?
An object of plastic material used as a napkin.
"hey man can you get me a plastic napkin?"