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The day where you lose a game of modern warfare 2 and you get have the urge to go fuck your Xbox!
Good morning! It’s National fuck an Xbox day!
Beat down the dunnies with a buddy👍
Wsg mamacita, you know what day it is right???
National Fuck A Friend Day.
National fuck your friend day is on May 8th.
You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck a friend day?"
"Sure"
On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!
Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”
John: “What is that?”
Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”
John: “Oh no.”
You have to fuck a pope if you find one. Your welcome popes.
ah yes it’s national fuck the pope day.
on April 14 you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend
I cant wait to shag my friend Tim again, tomorrow its national fuck a friend day again
February 26th is this wonderful holiday
Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure