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Lead singer/ guitarist aryshire (which is in scotland) based rock band biffy clyro, and manages to sing and scream fuck well and still keep a slight scottish accent. Widely known for playing shirtless on stage and the fact that he tends to play shirtless at gigs, showing off his hairy chest and going mental in the process. Biffy Clyro are currently touring for their new album puzzle, inspired by his mother eleanor (r.i.p) who died while the band was on your for 2nd album vertigo of bliss and about to record 3rd album infinity land. this album is diferent from the rest of their back catalogue but still worthy of attention.
Simon is also a proud surporter of Aryhsire united and admits that if he hadnt been in a band he would have liked to be a footballer.
(sorry cant think of any other names)
dick:"hey whos the singer from that awesome scottish band Biffy Clyro who play "theres no such thing as a jaggy snake"?"
dom: Simon neil! what a legend! i dont swing that way but wow, if i had to screw just 1 guy itd be him!"
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A teenage boy who is homosexual, because he frequently rows. He enjoys having his thighs lubed up, and loves it when his father sucks on his rock hard nipples.
Me: Neil Vajingjing, please stop masturbating to your father in the shower!
Neil: I can't help it man! I'm a rower!
The Neil Flush is a Poker/Texas Hold’em hand that is comprised of 5 cards that are all the same color. Most commonly this hand is 4 of one suit and 1 of the other suit that is matching in color. Consuming large quantities of alcohol leads to excessive betting on this worthless hand.
After drinking 7 or 8 beers Bryce lost $15 betting on the Neil Flush.
First man on the moon. He ruined the dreams of many people. He proved the moon wasn't made of cheese...
I hate Neil Armstrong
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The only performer that can get a group of any people on their feet and dancing. A musician never trained classically and still manages to write great music.
Neil Diamond's Hello Again and Sweet Caroline KICK MOTHA FUCKIN ASS!
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a Neil Haislip is when a person comes from behind to steal a trophy from an unsuspecting d-bag, then make sweet love to the girlfriend/wife of the aforementioned d-bag.
Yo, I really Neil Haisliped that bag o' tools.
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anytime you think it necessary to defecate on a womans face and then proceed to make out with said woman
I gave my wife The Neil Buie and came down with every disease know to man kind.
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