Nerf Nigga

a person who thinks they are "ghetto" or speak in the "gangsta" dialect are nerf niggas

posted by Bud Gaines
definition by Jarod Kwan

white guy 1: "Yo, what's up nigga"
You say: "Up and down is only relative to gravity nerf nigga"

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Nerf gun

Real weapons of mass destruction

1:give me your money bitch

2:but I have a nerf gun
1 starts running away

nerf ballshot

shooting a person with a nerf gun in their dick

he enjoyed nerf ballshot bc it was world war 2 related

Nerf Darting

An attempt to have sex with a semi-flaccid penis, which is often caused by alcohol or drug use.

Thanks for inviting me over but I've done a few bumps. I'll just end up nerf darting you all night!

Nerf War

A competition where 8 teams of 5 people try to shoot eachother with small foam projectiles. Usually goes like this:

2 teams face off against eachother
if you get hit you are out
if all members of your team are out your team loses and any enemy team members that are out are now back in
last team standing after all other teams are eliminated wins

nerf war

Nerf Batting

Verb
The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.

"Billy said his Tinder match was so bad in bed rather than say anything he tried Nerf Batting her so she would leave."
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".

Nerfing around

The act of ignoring friends and family due to being addicted to playing with nerf guns.

A: Hey where's your dumbass of a boyfriend?
B: I don't know, he won't quit nerfing around!