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The Beatles for Hipsters.
"As in regards to Neutral Milk Hotel...their first album was better."
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an incredible band with even more incredible lyrics. too bad they only made 2 albums i'm gonna cry.
Sweet communist
The communist daughter
Standing on the sea-weed water
Semen stains the mountain tops
With cocoa leaves along the border
Sweetness sings from every corner
Cars careening from the clouds
The bridges burst and twist around
And wanting something warm and moving
Bends towards herself the soothing
Proves that she must still exist
She moves herself about her fist
Sweet communist
The communist daughter
Standing on the sea-weed water
Semen stains the mountain tops
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The political or ideological standpoint of hating all sides equally. Popularized by the American animated sitcom "South Park" which is infamous for making fun of anyone and everyone they can.
John: "Hey man I saw your Facebook post, I thought you were neutral?"
Jack: "I am, but I'm South Park Neutral. I hate everyone."
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A run (or other form of exercise) at the end of which cake is eaten, leading to neither a net loss nor net increase of calories.
Gary: Hey, why are you eating that humungous slice of cake?
Noel: I'm just finishing off my calorie-neutral run. 5 miles of running = a humungous slice of cake.
a band that will take breaths away at just the first note. Their songs will change your life, give you inspiration to create and fluster your heart will perfectly composed lyrics about love; family; sex and the one and only , Anne Frank. You will not only fall in love with him, but fall into the world of Jeff Mangum.
friend: why are you so happy all the sudden?
you: oh, I just got done listening to Neutral Milk Hotel
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The act of parking a car at the top of a parking lot on a hill and releasing the parking brake so that the car slowly rolls down the hill, confusing the shit out of any one in the lot. The steady control of the parking break ensure a slow and steady speed.
For extra confusion, put down the seats down so that no neither you, or any of your passengers and visible to the people outside.
Tip: works best at night
"Dude, I was walking to my car last night when a sketchy car just slowly rolled by with no one in it."
"Bro you were neutral bombed!. Thats straight hood rat shit, nigga"
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A sexual position involving an offensive lineman, a defensive lineman, and greasy twisted woman (frequently Asian). The neutral zone infraction occurs when the two opposing lineman double penetrate the woman orally and vaginally(frequently anally). The neutral zone infraction can only be official when the combined weight of all 3 members involved totals 650 lbs. Any illegal procedures that are a result of this, ie staring the opposing lineman in the eye, will result in instantaneous homosexuality and a 5 yard penalty will be given
Jeff: Did you hear what those sick fucks on the football team did?
Hank: No?
Jeff:They gave that blind Asian chick in our advanced biology class a neutral zone infraction
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