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the amazing time of year that you have reached with out being killes wich is onley created to have a break for two weeks that they call a vacation so before it you can say see you next year.
kid:see you next year
other kid:how old are you dumbass that stoped being funny in like the second grade
kid:no its still funny
other kid:yah to you
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The phrase used at the New Year when the clock turns midnight and it becomes January 1.
Guy 1: Happy New Year!!!
Guy 2: Yo Happy New Year!!!
Guy 3: Yo but that New Year tho!!
Guy 2: Oh Shoot! Yo its mah boy! Happy New Year!!
Anthony Favata: Happy New Year!!
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Inserting a firework in the butt at 12 oclock midnight and watching it explode and smear the crowd.
HAPPY POOH YEAR!!
This year ill be doing a New year whirlybird to celebrate
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A Christmas present given by a procrastinator.
John: "Crap, I still don't have a Christmas present for Mary. ...I guess I'll just give her a New Year's present instead."
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New Year's Day is also reffered to as National Hangover Day because of the fact that everyone and their mother is hungover from the previous night's debauchery.
I love New Year's Eve but I hate National Hangover Day.
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New year's eve means an overdose of glow sticks
new yaer's eve: when guys get drunk and forget how metrosexual they look...espicially when wearing glowing mouse ears.Ah the simple joy of new year's eve.
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