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Ohh man. The nissan xterra. For people who cant afford a toyota and are smart enough not to get a jeep, the nissan xterra had 2 model years official model years, but 3 styles.
2000-2004 - the first xterras, relatively reliable had 2 front ends the square light and bugeye these came with the 2.4l i4, 3.3l v6, and a fucking SUPERCHARGED 3.3l v6, because who doesnt love a little bitta whining from your car when your spouse already does that
2005-2008 - sketchy year of the xterra, they usually get this fucking thing called SMOD which is where the radiator fluid mixes with the tranny fluid and it fucks the transmission to death. And the timing chain tentioner guide could fuck up cus of the guide is FUCKING PLASTIC, the engine options for this were the vq40de, but it wasnt “solved”
2009 - the first year of the facelift, same issues as the non facelift
2010-2015 - the relatively safe years of xterras, feturing the 4.0 vq40DE that had all the issues solved for the most part, just do oil changes and youre peachy.
Now that we got all the fun stuff outta the way lets break into the other bullshittery. Money. How much money does it take to fill up this beast
Well, at the time of writing this it is 50 bucks for a full tank and it drinks gas like a alchoholic drinks coors lite or jack Daniels. It drinks. So be prepared to crack into your collage fund or whatever to fuel this absolute tank.
Trail goer #1 - “hey is that tom in his new SUV? What is that?”
Trail goer #2 - “doesnt look like a 4-runner to me”
Tom - “you guys like my Nissan Xterra?”
(Im not writing a whole fucking comic)
The Nissan Skyline Generation 11 (Gen 11 Skyline) not to be confused with the Infiniti G35, is a vehicle made by Nissan, of course. The drivers of this vehicle are weeaboo virgins who refuse to get a girlfriend and are secretly gay for eren jager or sum like that
Person 1: "Yo is that a Infiniti G35?
Person 2: "No its a supped up gen 11 skyline with a guy with a neckbeard and the car has weeaboo hentai stickers all over it."
Person 1: "I feel so bad for that mans mother and whoever his girlfriend may be."
Person 2: "Bro what girlfriend?"
Person 1: "Yeah you right."
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Nissan Skyline Generation 11
A supercar made by Nissan since 2008. It's loved by 12 year olds and Ritsuko Akizuki
The NIssan GT-R is one of the 12 year old's favorite cars, along with the Toyota Supra and *insert Ferrari here*
A car containing an aggressive driver who thinks he always has the right of way, like an emergency vehicle. Hence the name Altima (out of my) way.
A Nissan Altima is coming from behind! Get out of his way!
usually the choice of vehicle for people who are either Republican, red pill bro, incel, crackhead, pothead, Speakeasy Fitness member, or perhaps they fit into some or all of these categories. like Donald/Melania Trump, Ron/Casey DeSantis, Mike Lindell, Kanye West, Nick Fuentes, Sneako, Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, and literally any female with an OF and/or Linktree
that's what really stands an altima out from a camry and an accord.
Hi, I'm Mike Lindell, and my Nissan Altima is faster than every piece of shit Bugatti! Uh oh, and the election was stolen as hell by black thugs and illegal Hispanic aliens!
Top of the range 4wd, pulls out cruisers and leaves them in your dust, not over priced like ya cruisers. Don’t need to wear pit vipers and tight short jeans to drive a patrol.
Nissan patrol “slaying pussy since 1975”