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A male body part when erected can be placed inside a pussy or asshole to create pleasure for both people involved also used to leak urine from the male body.
Kaylee : So Kiersten how was the vacay?
Kiersten : It was ok but I missed Jake's Penis inside me!
Kaylee : Well I don't think his Penis was too lonely that skank Sara has been bragging about fucking Jake in your bed!
Kiersten : WHAT! You mean Jake shared the sheet's we make love on with another girl! FUCK!!!!
Kaylee : That's what I heard!
Kiersten : Well if Jake wasn't my baby's daddy and didn't pleasures me in bed oh so well, I would cut off his Penis myself and throw it at him!
Kaylee : O God Damn!
Jake : Hey Guy's!
Kaylee : Uh you might want to hide your Penis!
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a very rare tool that the girls want and the guys want more of. Also controls 2/3 of the male brain.
the strongest muscle in the human body.
my penis has some sick torque dude, can do almost 350.
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Something that 100% of San Francisco males like to suck.
My penis just juiced itself up!!!
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The greatest weapon known to Dream SMP kind. The crossbow that not even Tommy could Escape. The weapon that only technoblade could take on. Not Penis!
Tommy: “Oh shit it’s big D”
Tubbo: “And he has Not Penis”
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When a woman's pants are too baggy in the crotch, causing a slight penis effect.
"Her pants were so baggy in the crotch, she had a stage 3 peni."
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"The difference between a dog and a penis is that smaller dogs make more groans and big penisu's incite more groans.
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