the juice

A defense from frontin' derived
from a 2005 Burger King commercial entitled "Fantasy Ranch"

I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch,
the breasts they grow on trees.
And streams of bacon ranch dressing,
flow right up to your knees.
Tumbleweeds of bacon,
and cheddar paves the streets.
Folks don't front 'ya cause ya got the juice,
there's a train of ladies comin' with a nice caboose.
Never get in trouble, never need an excuse,
the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.

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juice

Refers to the amount of time you have to be able to fast-forward on your TiVo/DVR until you're watching TV in real time. When you pause your TiVo/DVR, "juice" accrues so that when a commercial break comes, you "squeeze" your juice by fast-forwarding so that you don't have to sit through commercials or delays like time-outs during sporting events.

Juice enables you to watch your favorite programming in less time. A three-hour football game can be watched in one hour because of the presence and availability of juice.

"Damn, this injury timeout is taking forEVER! Do you have any juice on your TiVo?"

"I'd love to fast-forward through American Idol's insanely long commercial breaks, but I'm watching it live, so I have no juice."

"Don't worry about being late for the Monday Night Football game. I paused the game at the beginning of the telecast so that when you arrive, we'll have plenty of juice to fast forward through replay challenges, injuries, and the awful halftime show."

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juicing

another slang term for sex

We was juicing all night

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Juice

Doublethink, code word meaning Jews.

Hopsin: I keep the juice in the oven.

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juice

1) n. The pulpy content of most fruits or vegetables when squeezed under sufficient pressure to extract it.
2) sl. The stamina or energy contained in the human spirit, extracted when under sufficient pressure.
3) v. The act of extraction from succulent fruits, vegetables, or human spirit.

1- Orange juice, pineapple, tomato, lemon
2- He relied on his juice to help.
3- see 2 above

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the juice

A mind control serum that rots away your brain

Did you hear? Joshua drank the juice.

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Juicing

When a black man is on the prowl for white women. This word is taken from the great Orenthal James "The Juice" Simpson (OJ) since he was a fine connoisseur of the interracial relationship. When black men continue in this fine tradition of conquering the snowy white mound, it is referred to as juicing. Thanks OJ!

This word was created in Blacksburg Va, at Virginia Tech between 1998-2004

OJ Simpson
Seal
Tiger Woods
Whoopi Goldberg (Reverse Juice)
Michael Strahan
Cuba Gooding Jr.
Taye Diggs
Juicing!

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