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Moose nostril

Vagina

Did you get any moose nostril last night?

by Jim Dong September 18, 2021


Calfs Nostril

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril

See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023


Nostril Air Redirection

The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.

Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.

by Someone who kinda exists February 26, 2022


Gnat's nostril

An especially tight vagina.

"Ah mate I smashed this chick last week."
"Oh yeah! Any good?"
"Mate im telling you! It was like a Gnat's nostril!"

by jem stiltshire January 20, 2014


Nostril fucking

When your mates on his stag do and a coco pops breakfast bar is inserted into his wet nostril leaving him feeling violated yet climatic

Hes Has been nostril fucking his nose

by Mrhallowseve April 21, 2018


Nostril Froth

When you exhale electronic cigarette vapour through your nose whilst drinking a hot beverage in order to disguise the fact that you're vaping.

It may look like steam but in fact its nostril froth.

by The Procrastinatrix July 31, 2023


nostril sauce

Snot

I was all plugged up so I farmer blew my nostril sauce into the air like a pond fountain.

by Joshy McSholley January 10, 2024