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The act of adding nostrils to a creature/object.
Person 1: Have you finished sculpting the statue yet?
Person 2: One second I just have to nostrilize it.
The act of blowing something out of your nose so hard, your soul leaves your body through your nose along with boogers, snot, blood or anything else that comes out at a high-velocity. Things that come out of your nose at a high-velocity are also known themselves as nostril projections.
"Dude, I just went from snot rocket to a full-on nostril projection! Wait, is that my body down there on the ground? And why did my booger break the window?"
An area or hole inside your nose that is literally rotting from your cocaine abuse. Usually the cartilage inside deteriorating
Friend 1: how is your nose from all the snow?
Friend 2: its kinda bad theres now a hole in my nose the hurts and it looks infected.
Friend 1: ew its a fucking zom nostril!
A lactating woman puts her nipple into someone's nostril and they snort the milk out of the nipple into their nose.
That nostril nipple shot has my nose leaking.
I just went on a date and she gave me the best nostril nipple shot I could ever think of.
A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.
Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.