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The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.
Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.
"Ah mate I smashed this chick last week."
"Oh yeah! Any good?"
"Mate im telling you! It was like a Gnat's nostril!"
When your mates on his stag do and a coco pops breakfast bar is inserted into his wet nostril leaving him feeling violated yet climatic
Hes Has been nostril fucking his nose
When you exhale electronic cigarette vapour through your nose whilst drinking a hot beverage in order to disguise the fact that you're vaping.
It may look like steam but in fact its nostril froth.
I was all plugged up so I farmer blew my nostril sauce into the air like a pond fountain.
So basically the guy will cum up the nose and the person will snort it in.
Yeah I gave my girl the French nostril now she can’t breath out of the right side of her nose
When someone does something that smells bad such fart or have a massive shit so that it stinks really bad and "assaults" said persons nostrils.
Person 1: *farts*
Person 2: Jesus Christ, why would you do that, that's Nostril assault!