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system of a down

An amazing bad, System of a down are metal, but to all the jackass's out there who say they are crap... your fucking wrong, as the stuff they sing about adress's the world's problems. Daron Malakian is one of the best guitarist of his time, Serj Tankian is an amazing singer, Shavo Odadjian is a slick bass player, and John Dolmayan is a skillful drummer. One of the best bands on the planet, they are just freaking amazing in every sense of the world. Owning three of their albums, I have listened to them enought to know they are amazing. The band's type of music is generally alternative metal/rock, thugh they have turned their genre into an amazing style. So to all the System fans out there, though System arn't the best, they are ONE of the best, and I sault you. To everyone who is a fan of metal and hasn't tried them, you'll love them, and if your a dumbass who thinks they scream/shout and can't sing, then do yourself a favour: get a life.

if you like System Of A Down, but are new to them, a great Album to start with is Toxicity - not only a great album, it has some of the best songs ever made on it

by Charlie/Josh June 2, 2006

86๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


System of a Down

Like many late-'90s metal bands, System of a Down struck a balance between '80s underground thrash metal and metallic early-'90s alternative rockers like Jane's Addiction. Their dark, neo-gothic alternative metal earned a cult following in the wake of the popularity of such likeminded bands as Korn and the Deftones.
Vocalist Serj Tankian, guitarist Daron Malakian, bassist Shavo Odadjian, and drummer John Dolmayan formed System of a Down in Southern California in the mid-'90s. They quickly earned a strong following in Los Angeles, largely based on strong word of mouth. A three-song demo began circulating through metal collectors, and their fan base soon spread throughout not only America, but Europe and New Zealand. By the end of 1997, the group had signed to American, then distributed by Columbia Records. American/Columbia released the group's eponymous debut album in the summer of 1998, securing the band opening spots on the Slayer and Ozzfest tours.

System of a Down's best album by far is Toxicity. Buy it, and love it forever.

by Music_Guru March 19, 2005

131๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Wings System

To earn YOUR Wing, YOU must experience the following:

Black - Sex with a black female
Blue - Eating out a dead lady
Brown - Anal sex with a female
Buffalo โ€“ Sex with a fat chick.
Gold - Receive a Golden shower from a female
Green - Eating out a lady who has an STD
Grey - Skull fucking a chick
Knife - Sex with your friends girlfriend
Pink - Sex with a white girl
Purple - Sex with a pregnant chick
Orange - Sex with a disabled
Rainbow โ€“ Sex with a dude
Red - Eat out a girl who is on her period
Silver - Sex with an old ass lady
White - Sex with a virgin lady
Yellow - Sex with a female of Asian decent

Mandingo: "Bro, why are you so out of it today, and the fuck is with that grin."
Silky: "Duuude, Last night with this one girl, I earned my White, Pink, Red, Brown, Gold, Grey, and Knife Wings."
Mandingo: "Sweeeet, but whats the Knife wing?"
Silky: "I fucked your Sloot girlfriend... DUECES!! AND SALUTE TO **The Wings System**!!!"
(Runs away)

by Silky Johnson ;D June 9, 2012

68๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


system of a down

when i first heard their cd, it wasnt that great..then i started listening to it again and again and the songs start sounding so good, i think soad is one of the best bands of our time. one thing i love about them is there individual sound, i havent heard any other band that sounds like them.

soad is one of the best bands

by atticus 10009 November 28, 2003

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System Of A Down

Blatantly un-Pop. Only ignorami would consider them to be Pop Music, and probably have only heard 2-3 of their songs (Chop Suey, Toxicity, Aerials).

Do what the title says and "Steal This Album," so you can listen to some real music.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 26, 2003

112๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Bitch System

A system that exists in most penitentiaries. Bitches are weaker prisoners that belong to tougher prisoners. Bitches must do whatever their master tells them to, including sexual acts. In return, the Bitch's master protects them from other prisoners.

Guy1: Yo man, I didn't think you were gonna leave prison alive.
Guy2: I woulda died if it wasn't for The Bitch System.

by 5n10 March 13, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


System of a down

SOAD are the best band there has ever been and ever will be!
Nobody in the whole world can top them!
System are NOT pop! In anyway or form...yes they have been on MTV a few times that dont make them pop!
Anybody willing to slag them off at all! Will be shot!

System of a down is such a good band:p

by Puddle May 11, 2004

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