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Michael: Yeah kosher,wait what does kosher mean?
Eric: it means blessed by a rabbi.
Entering a home or establishment via a neighbours roof or fence. A signature move popularised by Jewish worshipers in Melbourne trying to circumvent illegal synagogue gatherings during lockdown.
Will: "Steve I didn't see you come in, when did you get to the party?"
Steve: "I made a kosher entrance around the back about 10 minutes ago."
Entering a home or establishment via a neighbouring roof or fence. A signature move popularised by Jewish worshipers in Melbourne trying to circumvent illegal synagogue gatherings during lockdown.
Will: "Steve I didn't see you come in, when did you get to the party?"
Steve: "I made a kosher entrance around the back about 10 minutes ago."
A statement that explains how "ok" something is.
Person1: that is so not kosher salad!
Person2: so what? i don't care if its ok or not to hit bob in the face.
A sexual position that includes a Jewish girl getting spitroasted by a German and a Polish guy.
We gave our common friend a Varsovian Kosher Shashlik in order to strengthen our bond and celebrate our friendship. I love diversity.
When you’re gay goy boy and like cut cock, you’re craving some of the “kosher meat”
- do you get meat?
- only if its kosher, im craving some kosher meat right now
The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.
Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."