The Deck Of Many Things

An evil item that will immediately destroy and plot structure when it is introduced into the game

this option was removed when the deck of many things used "The Fates" card deleted this quote

how many dimes

how much money something costs.

girl: Will you buy this for me?

guy: How many dimes?

too-many-eth

Describing the time or date of something that represents too many.

"For the too-many-eth time, I'm asking you not to do that!"

"How many times will this be we've met here, now?"
"The too-many-eth time!"

"What date will you be leaving the company"
"The two-many-eth of whenever."

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Too many friends

The last resort for removing people on facebook. While it has been possible to reach a 5,000 friend limit, the excuse is usually used to get rid of the annoying 'friends' you added or accepted to build up your friend count, or those who are no longer friends.
Can also be used to explain trimming your 'friends' down to just your real ones, not the myriad of acquaintances or suggested friends that build up.

Bob; 'Hey, Mike was asking why you deleted him on fb last night? Was it something to do with you walking in on him and your sister...'

John; 'Oh, no, tell him too many friends.'

Bob; 'The hell, you have like 200 friends?'

John; 'Exactly.'

Facebook status; 'Hey, sorry guys, too many friends. If I delete you, don't add me, cheers.'

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heart of many swellows

Swellow are very clean and pure. A heart of many swellows is that of the purest and kindest. It can be struck down with the might of many kings, or brought up with a love of life.

"Why is he in charge?!"
"Because he will not mislead us..."
"How the fuck do you know?!"
"He has the heart of many swellows"

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might of many kings

Kings are almighty and powerful. With the might of many kings, it's a strong standing.

"We need to order pizza" "I agree with the might of many kings!"

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Mani teabag

The act of crawling over someones face, while they are asleep, and crouching down upon there face laying one FAT turd in there mouth!

So when they wake up they know they've been mani'd

Mani: oiiii OIIIII!! BOSS! i mani teabagged bare boys last nite!

Boy: You really are a gay immigrant

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