disco nurse

A person (mostly female) who provides coke or other drugs at night clubs or discotheques, illicitly (natch). Males are usually called 'the Doctor'.

Man, let's party!

Ok, I just have to find the disco nurse.

date nurse

Someone who knows a lot about relationships and gives a lot of advice on dating or getting a boyfriend/girlfriend

Megan is such a date nurse

cross-nurse

to breastfood another woman's baby

Julia and Kim are so close friends that they occasionally (lack of time...) cross-nurse each other's babies.

Nurse Pleasure

good reason to stay in bed

Oh Nurse Pleasure me, I mean I need a spong bath...

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Nurse Mode

When you are quite drunk on a night out but one of your friends or someone you are with is so steaming that you have to take care of them and your opwn drunkiness becomes irrelevant

Billy: Were you drunk last night?
Bob: I was but when i seen how drunk Timmy was i switched in to Nurse Mode.

Billy: Rage. You should have just left him

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Goodnight Nurse

A band that decides to make up fake Urban Dictionary definitions in order in look more popular, because they lack the money or talent to distinguish themselves through real promotion or musical ability.

- Dude, we have no money how are we going to advertise our show?
- I know, I'll just mention our band name three times while describing a Cleveland steamer that way people looking it up will know, our band is like a big ol' cleveland steamer!
1: Dude no, you're being a total Goodnight Nurse right now, let's just hang posters, no need to be a loser.

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School Nurse

A lady who "cures you" by putting ice on you because they think ice cures everything.

Kid1- Im hurt!

School Nurse- Okay here's some ice.
Kid1- Bruv.

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