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Congers, NY is the ghetto of rockland county
In Congers, NY the owner of an icecream shop was sliced across his stomach and got his ear ripped off.
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A ramshackle town in Upstate New York where you have to drive for at least 30 mins to another town if you don't want to buy stuff from a dumpster fire. Because of the state you live in, your taxes are bigger than the economy will ever be. You're also governed by Andrew Cuomo, an incompetent Democrat that only won 6 counties that weren't NYC during his election.
The census of the only school is smaller than Eminem's dick, so much so that the kids graduate knowing everybody in their class along with their inbred cousins. The school also tries to cut costs but wastes all of the extra money on their godawful football team while neglecting almost everything else (ex: forcing inexperienced kids to make an ad for the school because they can't afford a professional team/company). The population's not good at anything but hiding their drugs, because in every school locker nook and obese trailer trash's cranny, you'll find a gram or two of dust.
The restaurants sell their piles of horse shit for a price you'd expect from a 5-star restaurant despite 70% of the population living off of welfare and food stamps. Meanwhile any improvement that could be made is cockblocked by a mayor who nobody knows is the mayor, because he's so insignificant outside of only making bad decisions (and is now trying to get re-elected, with no resistance at all from the retarded townsfolk).
If you live here and have at least two brain cells, you'll know what I'm talking about.
"Mommy, why don't we just move to Dundee, NY?"
"I don't want you catching their autism. There's nothing to do there, the mayor is more nonexistent than Half Life 3, and every town around it is better."
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A small village in Long Island, NY about 25 minutes away from NYC with an incredible amount of wealth. Historically home to some of New York's most affluent families, Muttontown is a classic example of a "Gold Coast" enclave. It is now a mixture of old and new money, with some of the douchiest kids on Long Island hailing largely from the latter. With only 1000 households and 920 families, this tight community has an exclusive, elite vibe that and tends to shelter itself from the neighboring middle class towns of Syosset and Jericho. Everyone's mother is actively involved in local village politics, which could honestly have its own Netflix original series. The Muttontown Police Department flaunts Audi R8 squad cars, as their only real purpose is stopping spoiled kids from racing their new turbocharged BMW M5's down 106. Muttontown isn't a bad place to live, just know what you're getting into before taking out a heavy mortgage on that $3 million mansion with a horse farm.
Muttontown, NY, the place to be if you would love expensive divorce settlements, constantly one upping your neighbors, and sending your kids to the University of Michigan.
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a rural town near Binghamton, NY where you know everyone and the news spreads fast. the main sport focus is field hockey and football. the ball flats is the main gathering place fro town picnics and fairs
lets go to Greene, NY for the fair
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small shitty town that doesnt even have a post office anymore. It's so small that you can sit in the middle spin around and see the whole thing, people drive tractors to stewarts and drink coffe for 6 to 7 seven hrs a day. And the only thing to do is sit around Dibbles, work on a farm, and drink beer, or get in trouble.
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Geneva. Everyone over age 60 refers to it as a quaint little town on beauitful Seneca Lake. I have only been in Geneva 3 months and these things I already know. 1) The only source of entertainment if you are not retired and you don't drink is to walk downtown or go to Wal Mart and look at the werid people who go there. 2) There is no Starbucks, but when you say that to someone they respond with "we have Dunkin' Donuts" THEY ARE NOT THE SAME THING! 3) Just because there is a really nice college here, I have yet to meet one of the students who isn't obnoxious. 4) It does have a nice lake and that's really the only thing it has going for it.
"How did you end up in Geneva, NY?"-Geneva Person
"I ask myself the same damn question"-Me
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Small town that had no stop lights until after 1998. You know everyone you go to school with. Mostly because you're related to most of them. Unless they moved there from another country or are the foreign exchange student. You can name every person you graduate with because there aren't very many names to remember in the first place and again you ARE related to many of them. Panama Central School has K-12 in the same building. Most people never move away cause you get stuck in the black hole of panama where cows are found every few miles and half the boys smell like cow dung. Going into town means Jamestown Ny, and that's not very big either.
Betty- Your mom works at Panama School in Panama Ny?
Sue- Yeah she's a lunch lady
Betty- Mine too!