SMD O'clock

The time of day, month, or year when a bro needs a blow job
Derived from the latin abbreviation S.M.D= Suck Me Dickitus which translates into Suck my dick in modern day english.

Male: Yo honey, let me take those pants off
Female: Not now, Carlos, it's my time of the month
Male: Time of the month? Girl its SMD O'clock!

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Awesome o'clock

The hour, usually late at night, where everything is funny and all ideas are good. Can be induced with controlled substances.

Bob: "Hey guys, what if I dressed up as Batman and went out at night to scare people? Wouldn't that be sweet?"

Everyone: "Yep, Bob's definitely hit awesome o'clock. Go to bed, Bob."

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Palms O'Clock

At Cornell University in Ithaca, NY, the time (usually around 12:15AM) that everyone in Collegetown goes to the Palms bar. This is generally a mass migration up Dryden Ave. to the Palms for cheap Busch Light, drunken dancing, seeing random friends, and finding someone to hook up with.

Dude! It's midnight almost Palms O'clock, finish your drink because we need to go now!

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sandwich o'clock

The time a teenager or young adult wakes up to correlate the time he wishes to eat a sandwich.

This usually involves and empty schedule, so the perpetrator is often waking up for sandwich time after 11 AM and as late as 2 PM.

Luke: What time you getting up tomorrow?

Reggie: Probably sandwich o'clock.

Luke: When is that?

Reggie: The time I wake up and immediately make and eat a sandwich. I got nothing to do tomorrow.

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Bowl O'Clock

That wonderful time of day where it becomes necessary to pack up a fat bowl. Usually performed After some sort of activity (Work, class, homework, snowboarding etc.)

After a long day at work..
Steve: Yo man what time is it?
Jim: Why it's Bowl O'Clock of course!
Steve: Bowl O'Clock it is! Pack that shit!

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late o'clock

The time of day when you find yourself wondering how it got so late ... and then realize you've been having sex all morning/afternoon/night/week.

"Oh my God, that felt so good."
"Yeah, but we got santorum everywhere."
"Mm, what time is it? ... Holy Crap! It's late o'clock."

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miley o'clock

Any time of morning when "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus is ceremoniously blared aloud over speakers in order to simultaneously awaken hung over guests.

"I'm so tired and it's only noon. Why did we have to wake up at miley o'clock?"

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