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oasis academy longcross

A place with high teachers that try to fucking tech kids how to do quick

Jack:do you want to go to oasis academy longcross
Kian:fuck of I will get high if see the teacher as she walks past me

by Kiwistar123 January 22, 2018


Zero-Oasis

A place or situation you encounter and does not meet your expectations in any way.

Man, I booked this vacation in the Caribbean in a 5 Star hotel, and when I got there it was a zero-oasis.

by Formfaktor July 14, 2005


Yogurt Oasis

One of the most wonderful frozen yogurt places, where each ounce of tasty frozen yogurt has only 8 calories. It's delicious, nutritious, and affordable!

Girl 1: hey Becca, wanna go get some ice cream at Ben and Jerry's?
Becca: Sorry, I've been trying to eat healthy. Wanna go to Yogurt Oasis instead?
Girl 1: Great idea!

by abestmonky February 3, 2012


Molly Oasis

The definition of sensuality mixed with class. She can dance and sing and is so witty, she will have you laughing all night. She will take you somewhere you didn't even know exists and make you forget how dark and cruel this world can be. She is like a drug and a beautiful place to rest your weary soul all in one. You wouldn't dare hurt her or anyone she loves because somehow it will come back on you and you will be sure to regret it.

"Did you see Molly Oasis last Saturday?"
"Yeah it was like a dream."

by Jjrandstone May 4, 2021


oasis brightstowe

the definition would be, imagine dipping a rotten ham sandwhich in a homeless guys piss, mix it with bleach,spit in it, fill it with horse semen and eat it whilst watching inflation, furry, mpreg, vore 10 hour loop for 5 years. then add some chavs who steal your shit and threaten to stab you and some spastics who cant count past the letter g.

fuck oasis brightstowe

by bacterial vaginitis September 29, 2020