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someone of great size in body and weight
jani is morbidly obese
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A thing with a vagina that is overweight and has a muffin top, a stomach that looks like she is pregnant, thunder thighs, saggy ass, grandma arms, chubby cheeks and saggy boobs. An obese slut sleeps around with: grenades, land mines, and any other thing that moves. She will take it any way and do anything. Do not anger or she will charge you like a hippomotamus.
DAMN. that girl sure knows how to be an obese slut.
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The JL Obesity Scale (thx John)
Category 1: Slightly overweight with between 0 and 3 rolls
Category 2: Obviously larger than most but not yet considered hopeless
Category 3: The first level of obesity, usually charactorized by a constant hunger for fatty foods
Category 4: Probably the largest person you know, but there are bigger. If you get between them and food...its over.
Category 5: One of the top 15 most obese people in the State, charactorized by empty vending machines and several pizza boxes in their locker. These people are known to be extremely dangerous and we encourage you not to feed them.
Category 6: The most easily recognized of all overweights, charactorized by clogged arteries, a blanket over your face, and several people trying to revive you. Also are commonly known to have custom made coffins to fit their obeseness
Hey guys sorry to interupt your flight but we have to make room in the isles for the category 6.
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huge boobs that I wanna suck on.
Ted "Woah look at those obese nipples.
John "Yeah"
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To eat as much shit as you like and never put on any weight.
"Dude, your like, Mentally Obese or something"
"Yeah, ya jealous?"
"Damn straight"
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It's where a fat chick drags your nose through her vag while doing the chicken dance over you in a squatting position with her arms out and flapping.
Last night I got really drunk, I woke up to this fat chick. I think she gave me an obese eagle...
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