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A situation in Chess when a knight can move in all 8 spaces
ne3 octopus knight lol
A very bizarre and very nasty surprise.
Waking up and realizing Donald Trump had just been elected President was a real octopus to the face.
A blue octopus is a species of octopus which is blue and very smart. They are a Type 3 civilization.
They have their own space station, called Blue Octopus Space Station.
Person 1. I like Blue Octopuses.
Person 2. Epic!
Using both arms to eat, with four forks in each hand. Nobody has ever been known to do it. If you do, put it on youtube.
Octopus eating is so hard as to be almost impossible
This is when a child, surrounded by sea-faring men, is thrown into a pool.
The child is then rapidly chased around the vicinity, and then violently violated.
Mustard must be involved at some point.
The winner is then crowned.
All rejoice.
***Also, there are many key stipulations to the execution of a formal 'launch the octopus.' They are as follows: the child must not be an actual child but an inanimate stuffed animal so that this is not a morally-reprehensible activity; 'sea-faring men' included but are not limited to men, women, folks of all genders working in piracy, fishing, surfing, sailing, or internet architecture only; the crown must be a Burger King crown; the water in the pool must be mostly Kool-aid; everyone has a fun time; it is a wild ritual of lust, dust, gust, mustard, and whimsy; no muppets may be involved.
Yo, did you see those seabros 'launch the octopus' yesterday before the Penguins vs. Blumpkins game?!?! Ahhhhhhhhh! It was supa dupa cray, bae!
The act of inserting eight fingers into the vagina or butthole and wiggling them around vigorously to create intense pleasure and likely an immediate orgasm.
An advanced user can use their thumbs to play with vag bean. Or in reverse, the thumbs can be used to tickle the stink rim.
Every other Saturday the wife and I take turns performing the Inland Octopus on each other. She likes the normal way, and I like it in reverse.