A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping
So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...
adj. A person that is crazy or behaving in idiotic ways
"you are so off one's base"
Masturbating in a fast and noisy fashion while grunting frequently.
James: Lucas, you have been in the bathroom for 2 hours! Why are you grunting so loud?
Lucas: I'm hussing one off! AAAHHHHHH *Splooges everywhere*