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Get the office puppy in here! I need some papers collated and would rather browse Facebook!
Occurs when an individual absolutely loses his or her mind as a result of circumstances within one's place of work that he or she perceives to be unfair. A wide range of extreme emotions ranging from yelling and throwing things (such as staplers) to physical violence upon fellow coworkers, are expressed. An office meltdown can be a sad and frightening event for some fellow coworkers, or for others, can be extremely hilarious. Generally speaking, termination of employment is the consequence of having an office meltdown.
Josh had a complete office meltdown when he found out that Caleb was promoted. Angie was appalled. Steven laughed. Jonas fired him.
the act of sitting in Adirondack chairs while doing absolutely nothing preferably on an office porch but anywhere is acceptable; witnessing drama; or being the drama
hey guys we should go office porching right now
This is when you are on the phone having a personal conversation at work when all of the sudden, the office gets so quiet that you think you've been "left behind". The reality is that your coworkers are in the office, sitting quietly at their desks, listening to your conversation.
"Hey, let me call you back. I thought an Office Rapture occurred but I think everyone just heard me tell you that I think my boss is a bitch."
An individual that keeps you safe at night. One who watches the criminals locked up so everyone else can sleep safe knowing their not going to escape. Someone who gets paid little and puts up with a lot. A Correction Officer is one who doesn't get the credit he/she deserves.
The Correction Officer had to tase the inmate because he assaulted another officer with a liquid urine substance and refused to come out of the cell.
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An informant, or former correctional officer who poses as a gang affiliated rapper, know to be severely over weight and uses very small words. May be seen thuggin outside duncan donut locations flashing fake jewelery and possibly wearing a wire. Be weary of what you say around these creatures, they are also known to have ex's who do low budget pron flicks.
Fat fucks = officer ricky's
bald with a beard = officer ricky's
C.O's dressing like coke king pins = officer ricky's
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1.) A high-school educated former copier or used car salesman who figured out that he could make money for doing very little by acting as a middleman between banks and even less educated customers (borrowers). He or she drives a Porche or BMW, but its leased just like his house. Borrowers will fight tooth and nail over their proposed 1% fee for 2 weeks to a month worth of effort, but have no problem paying their real estate agent 3% for a couple days of local driving and filling out boilerplate forms.
2.) Scapegoats for the major banks and Wall Street money men who actually create the loan programs costing people their homes that you see on TV.
You can find a LO at nearly any after-hour event that contains any two of the following: alcohol, sluts, cocaine, Las Vegas, suckers, bluetooth headsets, yachts, any aspect of society emphasizing appearance over substance.
Even though my local bank branch laughed at me when I asked them, my loan officer buddy Joe was able to get me into a new $800 grand house despite the fact that I have no job, no savings to use as a down payment, my FICO score is negative, I'm on several mandatory sex offender lists, and he knows I plan to cook meth in the garage. But Joe's a fucking douchebag because it turns out he made almost $500 dollars off me.
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