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A place where 13 year olds are what seniors want, most of them are pregnant. Crackheads wonder the streets freely while the cops will pull you over for going 1m over the speed limit. Where kids have sex with teachers. If you don't make a living selling drugs here than you proabbly work at the nursing home being a wanna be nurse. If you're not one of the rich assholes who own have the town than you are IRRELEVANT. Drama goes on for ages and ages, most women are single mothers, have a drinking problem, and think they are the hottest shit.
Hollis Oklahoma is know for teen pregnancy and drugs.
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An Oklahoma Cheeseburger is when a man sticks his dick in a girls shit-filled ass then puts his favorite cheese and bread on his dick and the girl begins to eat at it. Can also add "mayonnaise".
Glenn: Dude, I was fucking my girlfriend last night and decided to give her my home made Oklahoma Cheeseburger with Extra mayonnaise
Jimmy:....... you are fucking disgusting.
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a bare patch on the median or freeway right-of-way where people exit the freeway illegally; often is found exactly halfway between official roadway exits, and is used mostly during periods of high-volume, slow-speed traffic. drivers who resort to this technique are distinguished by their impatience, churlishness, and general disregard for public safety. periodically one will observe that users of the oklahoma offramp have become mired in soft ground following heavy rains and such.
"man, the oklahoma offramp up by legacy looks like it gets 350 cars a day... i think the state should just get with it and pave that damn thing. you know, they like to mess up these oklahoma offramps with decorative tree plantings..."
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masterbating in public while someone sings the song you requested they sing in karaoke.
girl 1: that bitch is singing my song!
girl 2: well lets oklahoma microphone her.
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A Small town in Central Oklahoma, just 15 minutes from, known, Norman, Oklahoma (home of OU). I have lived there for 18 years, grew up here. Its one of those towns where everybody knows everybody, literally, and their addresses, and their past. Its a quickly growing town, but still only 2 stop lights. It has a subway, and sonic, and other than the family owned restaraunts thats about it. Its a charming place to live, and the schools are nice and small. Though because everyone knows eveyrone, the teachers dont take their job that serious, and a few have been fired for having affairs, and or, sleeping with high schoolers.(like i said, everyone knows everyone). Though it is just a small town containing one grocery store, and 2 gas stations. It has appr. 8 churches. Very much into their religion (tho the kids are awfully rambunxious) I would never call anywhere but here my hometown. Even tho i am living in korea for 2 years (husband in the army). that is my home.
Blanchard Oklahoma
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Derogatory nickname for McKinleyville, California by some people, usually from the other communities in the Humboldt Bay area. Reference is to the rural aesthetic and conservative attitude of some of its residents.
Look at that monster truck! They must be from Oklahoma by the sea!
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a savage beating. normally hitting someone hard and long enough that they begin to believe they are of the bovine species.
that boy right there.. he needs an oklahoma beatdown.
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