Direct Dick Shot - When you walk out of a toilet/restroom toilet and catch a direct glimpse at another men/man's peni.
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A severe and life long condition that begins at birth for the male sex.
Causes random cases of severe paranoia and moodiness, occassionally leading to spontainious combustion of the cranium.
Other symtoms include pigheadedness, lazyness, sexual attraction to female asses, a love of football and beer. Symtoms may vary.
"Larry Flint is the founder of Hustler Magazine, a very dirty and DDS type of dude."
"God, he has serious DDS today."
"Talk about DDS!"
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A DD is a Dickless Dick. A Dickless Dick is a person with NO Dick, but is acting like a TOTAL dick!
Man 1: dude why was up with Sonia yesterday?!
Man 2: for real, she was being a total DD!!
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Double Date - your appointment book shows you have arranged to see two people at the same time
When I realised I had accidently made a dd to see two women on the same night I phoned my friend and asked him to come along too and make it a foursome
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Drunken details- when a person gets so drunk they don't remember and must be filled in on all the dd -drunken details
Fries was so drunk last night, she was horrified when I gave her the DD.
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VSCO girls referring to daddy
"thanks for the pumpkin spice latte, dd"
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