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Good news if the person is a whore who fucked a retard instead of you.
Car accidents are ALMOST always tragic. Sometimes it's just a whore that fucked a retard instead of you.
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This is when your stiletto accidently pops open in your pocket, cutting your nut sack open.
OMFG my stiletto just opened my sack, causing the stiletto pocket accident!!!
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When saying something about Black Ops you accidentally say Call Of Duty Black Cops or Call Of Duty Black Cocks.
Is very funny when an Black Ops accident occurs.
Guy 1:I just bought an M16 on Call Of Duty Black Cocks.
Guy 2:What dude!?You just had a Black Ops accident.
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A disgusting video, I rather not watch it if you enjoy chocolate milk :), so a young guy is hooking up with 3 girls and one of the girl shitted in the hot tub by accident, so never eat before you go in a hot tub and always poop in the bathroom before you go into a hot tub. :)
Homie 1: yo who wants chocolate milk, I got these from walmart
Homie 2: Me!
Homie 3: ...
Homie 2: whats wrong homie 3?
Homie 3: uhh, Hot tub fail - the accident?
Homie 2 and 1: uhh...
Dude gets a chick pregnant. (They was just meant to be "fooling around" after a night out on the town). The kid's an accident. Chick pushes so hard when trying to have the kid that she sh*ts. Accident sh*t baby.
Yo you know my boy Matt? Yeah, he an accident sh*t baby.
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The politically correct way of inferring that a particular person needs to 'accidentally' fly down several flights of stairs or by unfortunate circumstance wind up with a rusty teaspoon in their temporal lobe.
Guy1: Lamb of God suck man!
Guy2:... why?
Guy1: They're too popular now
Guy2: Ahhhh I see, you're an accident waiting to happen aren't you?
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Something spectacularly silly and sublimely expressive of the comical futility of human existence. Like a four headed baby conceived between a couple who couldn't even recognise one another because the grass was too tall (or they had smoked too much of it). An utter disaster.
Little Downs-Syndrome Pepita here is Marcia's little four headed grass accident.
His thirtieth birthday party was a four headed grass accident.
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