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Dani is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. He always has your back. He would rather make you have a good time than himself. He always helps you out when you need it. He's hilarious and just a kind guy.
Friend: Kill me.
Dani: Not unless you kill me first.
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Person 1: That engineer is nothing but a rusty tool!
Person 2: Wait.. isnt that Dany
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A short version of the stupid name daniella
Also know as Fani or faniella.
This 'girl' has an extremely loud and violent personality, and therefore should be isolated and kept away from normal people at all times.
You would be able to identify this creature as it is very tall, annoying, hyperactive and usually has a ghastly look about it also its stench is more often than not unbareable.
BEWARE and KEEP AWAY!!!
'Whats that coming over the hill, is it a monster?'
'No its a dani!'
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A girl that is a fake bitch, fake friend, that wears glasses and Smells like burnt pussy but can squirt a mile away!
Person 1: dammmmn Dani, she squirted so far it hit a door bell
Person 2: dammmmnn I know her!! she a fake bitch too!!
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A quiet but mean Jew who hates everyone. She steals away one's friends by pussy-whipping them into a clingy relationship, and then you never get to see them again. Also she's French.
Yesac: Hey was Laehcim at that party last night?
Ttam: No... he was making out with Dani...
Nevets: Hey are we having band practice at Laehcim's house?
Ttam: No he has other plans... involving Dani.
Regor: Man what happened to Laechim... he used to be cool!
Ttam: Dani happened. That's what.
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A Dani is a rare creature, often found playing Minecraft or watching anime in the darkness of her room
She is so incredibly swag and a natural born catgirl
Dani's are also great lovers of cereal, pancakes, and garlic bread
She told me to say that she hasn't seen the sun in about 7 weeks
Person 1: what was that meowing noise?
Person 2: oh that was just Dani
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