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Someone that has a vague opinion of their own but chooses to forward every negative email about the subject to everyone on their email list. The "email warrior" never actually takes action to make anything better or stand up for their beliefs and the forwarded email is never actually written by the "email warrior". The "email warrior" is the most annoying type of spammer because they are usually a friend.
I got another government sucks email from xxxx the email warrior. Fifth one in two days. If he feels so strongly about it why dosen't he get off his ass and do something more than forward emails all the time?
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when you form a chat-like conversation over the email with one or more people by simply replying again and again to the same message. Each reply is usually a question or something thought-provoking, prompting the other person to respond as well. They can get pretty long.
"dude, here they don't allow chatting on the school computers, so i usually get by talking to her with these huge-ass email trains each morning."
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1. A person that consistently responds to email in the most arrogant and / or demeaning way possible in as few words as possible, but when in face to face interactions are kind and considerate.
2. A person that sends an email response equivalent to one word for every sentence received.
Example #1. I was surprised by what a nice guy John Doe was, because he is such an "email dicknob".
Example #2. Original Email Message:
John Doe, it was great to meet with you today. I enjoyed the opportunity to discuss our potential for partnering together in this exciting joint venture. I know that we have the right plan in place, and look forward to our long term success.
John Doe Response
- Me too
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The inability to send email due to the fact that the IT guys have limited your mailbox size. Indication of Email Jail is the message 'your mailbos is over the size limit'. Cursing the IT guys does not get you out of email jail.
Ya, bra! I'd send over that cool new porn link, but I am in email jail.
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E-Mail bombing is when some one uses a program to send hundreds of Junk or random emails to another person. You can block this person but they may just create another email address to E-Mail Bomb you.
Friend: yo what's up man?
Victim: not much man, i just got email bombed.
Friend: damn, that sucks.
Victim: yeah, they sent 250 emails.
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Def. 1: Like regular verbal rambling, except it's in the form of an email.
Def. 2: Where a person carries on at length about a desired topic in the form of an email. Often not actually making a point about anything at all. And often sent to a close friend, co-worker, or confidant.
Ingrid: Geez, I was so bored at work yesterday.
Edward: Obviously. You were email-rambling about that guy who never called you from last weekend.
Ingrid: Oh, right. Thanks for the reminder.
Edward: Sorry. Email-ramble all you want. We all do it.
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This is when you sit with your email account open, continually refreshing the page to see if you have received any new mail.
The instant that you hit the 'refresh' button and spontaneously receive a new email is the defining moment in email roulette, accompanied by a surge of adrenaline and sense of wonder/curiousity with regard to the new message.
Hey dude, wanna go hit up some sluts?
Nah fuck it. I'd rather stay at home and play email roulette.
But you have no friends?....
Ah, touche.
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