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When you're so fucked that you're on another planet.
I'm totally plutoed right now.
To be so mashed that you are really incomprehensible as if you're body's hear but your sensate mind has definitely transported to a far, far distant planet
I was so plutoed yesterday I had a conversation with a tree
“bestie pluto”, one who is addicted to saying “so true”, and loves Lana Del Ray. they love yerba mate, and are meras #1 simp.
Person: hey! did you hear about bestie pluto? i heard that they like to say so true a lot.
Pluto: i- so true bestie!!
the funniest and best person ever and is also very coolest and one of the gays
“pastel.umbrella/pluto just messaged me :D”
“OMG COOL! they’re so fun to talk to”
A legendary man, who may or may not be Schitzo. Living his life under a rock, uh oh hes coming right now.. HELP!!!
Erm.
Hamza from Pluto is a Rapist
Hamza from Pluto is the ricehst man on discord
To be removed from a group because of new standards
Now that Sally joined the group Jennifer has been plutoing almost everyone in it.
When your wife says you can't have sex because shes on her period, so you go for anal instead, but she hasn't prepared with an enima so when you pull out and and have a shit covered dick, then sneaky slam it in her blood box, so now you cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup and sauce.
Hubby was horrible last night, we did anal cause im on my rags, and he jumped from butt to box then told me his cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup, now I've got a uti.