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Case Closed

An exclamatory phrase used to signify that matters have reached a point of no return. Nothing can be done. The situation has reached a low point or a level of finality. Alternatives to this phrase include "Case Locked" and "Case Welded," which indicate even higher levels of a situation being poor or hopeless.

Girl 1: I met a guy at the bar last night but but he's moving across the country next week and I'll never see him again.

Girl 2: Damn, case closed. You're locked.

Girl 3: Nah, this situation is case WELDED.

by FrenchOnion May 17, 2021

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Sex-case

1. A tireless pursuer of sex
2. Someone who has been accused or suspected of a sexual offence
3. A case containing sexual paraphernalia

The baggage handlers couldn't believe what they found in Jack's sex-case.

by Kenny23456 April 23, 2015

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catchin' cases

To be taken to court, usually to be tried for a crime

Tupac (referring to self and Snoop, circa 1995): "Two multimillionaire mothafuckas catchin' cases"

by moduloprime December 7, 2005

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sad case

A contemptible and depraved individual, one whose actions are an embarrassment to himself and/or others.

That kid is a level SR130 on Halo 4 and it's only been out for a month. What a sad case.

That kid spends half his days on Facebook rummaging through his news feed. What a sad case.

That girl cares about what people say on Facebook. What a sad case.

by MrKapper Is Back December 29, 2012

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birthday case

A 24-case of bottled beer used for someone's 24th birthday celebration. It is ideally a replacement for a typical birthday cake, and its presentation commences singing and blowing out candles on the case for wish-making.

What kind of cake did you get for your birthday?

What am I, 5? I got a birthday case of pumpkin ale instead...you can't get wasted on birthday cake, pussy.

by Fuchs it up October 24, 2011


tween case

Tween case is an obnoxious mix of Pascal case and Camel case invented by tweenage girls and adopted by WoW players throughout the world. Proper Tween case involves capitalizing alternating letters, without regard for punctuation or proper grammatical rules. It may also involve the use of trendy tween acronyms and annoying amounts of exclamation points.

Tween: OmG i CaNt BeLiEvE nObOdY eLsE wRiTeS lIkE tHiS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!
Mom: You really need to quit using that annoying tween case, it takes me twice as long to read your texts.

by phantomztrain November 2, 2015


Case of Beef

Any situation, such as at a house party, event, nightclub or bar, where the ratio of males to females is excessively high rendering absolutely horrendous odds of ever scoring a piece of ass (with a female anyway). Also known as a sausage party or sausage fest.

Hey broohhhh. We are headed over to Frank's house party. Heard it was rocking.

Ya heard wrong braaaahhh. Just left. It's a case of beef over there.

by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2015