Battle Ground

A Small town in southwest Washington known only for its large amount of Apistolic Lutherans, or "Bunners". This town is also full of weed, and std's so be careful, or else.

Damn, Battle ground has really gone to the dump.

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stalk the ground

Another great lyric from the greatest band ever the mars volta

Just as he hit
The ground
They lowered a tow that
Stuck in his neck to the gills
Fragments of sobiquets
Riddle me this
Flinch stitcheing
Aureole
Stalk the ground
Stalk the ground

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Grounded for life

One of the funniest shows that was on TV about a family who faced the numerous problems of growing up in life while expressing it in a truly hilarious format, it was aired on ABC Family until recently being cancelled while going into its 5th season

Hunter: Why the fuck was grounded for life cancelled like thats so gay

Ross: ya i was looking forward to season 5 and the new baby being born!

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ground shock

That feeling that you get in your feet when you jump from a height

"Bro, I totally just got ground shock from jumping from that tree"

Ground People

Those people you always see studying in the hallways at school. Often found in large groups of people (called a clique) ,and normally seen reading, working with a laptop, or other electronic device, in front of, or near their locker's.

These people will often not give you their full attention if called upon

Ben: Hey what's up?

Ken: Just a second... (Finishes writing) Oh - uh, just studying for my test later today.

Ben: Oh. That's uh, cool. Wanna walk with me over to Timmies (Canadian Coffee shop)

Ken: Nah, bro. Sorry. Maybe another time? I really need to study.

Ben: Fine, go join the Ground People. Be a dumbass.

Ken: Nah bro. You're the dumbass. I'm the one that's gonna pass bro!

ground beef

When someone fell off from a really high tall building structure and hit the floor, hence the name "ground" beef.

Lady Gaga: Bruh my nigga Rick Genest just became ground beef. RIP lol

Ground Bog

Very select group of people reigning from Boone County Illinois that have been drinking Keystone for just about half their lives and have all built up a tolerancy of a 12 pack by the age of 15, in spare time they enjoy the outdoors and finding random hick-like things to do like fishing and bareknuckle boxing for no reason due to the lack of entertainment for miles n' miles outside of where they reside. You don't want to meet a Ground Bog when they're drunk so beware they'all can fight.

Oh damn, thats a Ground Bog, lets get outta here