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The nonsensical errands you send your parents on when you need to get alone time at home to masturbate.
"Hey Dad, I need you to run to the store and get me some deodorant and some CD-Rs, also I think we need butter."
"Alright I'll be back in a bit."
Later, cock in hand:
"Ugh, yes, totally just sent Dad on a butter hunt. Ooh..."
To search or seek out electrical outlets in the hope of charging your phone or iPad.
Dude My phone died at O'hare airport and had to go plug hunting for an hour before I could score a charge.
(v) hunting wild animals in a suburban setting. usually the animals are small because of the rarity of big game in a suburb.
ducks, rabbits, stray cats & dogs, and many domestic animals (while still in the yard its much easier to get a succesful kill) are all considered game.
A pyscological condition that is brought about by illogical thoughts of being Lowreyed and a Fear of Missing Out(FOMO). Typically exhibited by persistent texts and phone calls to inquire about other person's whereabouts and happenings.
I think everyone just went out to eat without me. I must be suffering from a mad case of Hunt's Disease.
a surprise, specifically a dirty diaper, found and consequently devoured by your dog whilst on walkies in the park.
We were walking the dogs in the park the other day. When we turned around for a minute they had a Treasure Hunt. That was so damn nasty I almost chuckked, but they scored bonus points for diarrhea.
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The act of searching for women for sexual engagement.
Several men on a gash-hunt would be on a night out, cracking on to every available woman, looking for action.
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Dragon Hunting is the Bisexual, Unatached Male equivalent of a Unicorn in Poly and Non-Monogamy lifestyles.
Jeb and Kara feel their lives are incomplete, and are looking for a third. They want a Bisexual Man, so they go Dragon Hunting.
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