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While performing fellatio, the fellatrix hyper-extends or dislocates the jaw so as to engulf the exceptionally large member of the fellatee – in the same manner a python is able to trap and swallow an entire goat or adult pig.
Tom: ‘I went out for drinks with that cougar, Sharon, last night and she gave me the best snake-job I’ve had all week.’
Floyd: ‘If she was nib-nobblin on you, it was no snake-job - just a search party.’
Tony (the Pony):’Shee-it, Bro, after washin’ the dog with yo’ girl last evenin’, she proceeded to present me with the sweetest snake-job, ever - as nothin’ else will suffice with my Alabama king snake.’
Chris: ‘Homes – you gots to stop doin’ so much ‘E’, it be messin’ with yo’ head. That ain’t my girl, dat was yo’ sistah.’
Andrew: ‘Comrade, I’ve watched “Iron Man V” twelve times and would like to test my theory that lubrication effects may negate the no-slip condition at the boundary by initiating a snake-job on your Choad.’
Alex: ‘Moose and squirrel.’
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The act of completely covering your partners genitals in lighter fluid, or other fuels and proceeding to ignite them via lighter, mitch or flame thrower. After your partners genitals are fully engulfed in flames you procced to put them out (however your partner likes it) with potatos, prefferable luke warm sweet potatos mashed. Your partner will experence emence amoutns of pleasure from this act.
Jill: hey what are you doing tonight Max
Max: nothing but i got some sweet potatos left over from thanks giving
Jill: o are u thinking what im thinking
Max: O yea baby cakes, Fire job.
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A non-homosexual gesture performed on a person of the same sex that is a friend as a favor.
A:Dude, my girlfriend isn't putting out. Would you mind giving me a bro job?
B:Yeah sure dude. It won't be gay right?
A:Hell no it isn't gay! Now get to work!
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When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise
"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
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A 10 hour session of the most intense sex imaginable. Includes every single sex position.
Why is that girl looking so tired today?
I hear she got a Hoff-job last night.
Ugh, I can't even begin to think of what having a Hoff-job would do to you!
A person who is performing oral sex, first eats a bag of cheetos. They then proceed without washing hands or rinsing their mouth.
My penis is very orange, just like president elect Donald Trump, because my girlfriend gave me a trump job.
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An unfulfilling, tedious waste of 8+ hours of the day, five days of the week, that you only persist with in order to pay the bills and the ever mounting debt that comes from having to increase your spending in order to entertain yourself outside of working hours as you are so brain dead from the hours you spend in work.
Websites such as www.urbandictionary.com are becoming increasingly popular because there are so many people out there who are either in a shit job and have nothing better to do or have had a shit job which they have quit/been fired from and are now sitting around not working as they don't want to get another shit job.
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