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Forcing an owl to jog at noon

To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!

Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010

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the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

by Keepo123 September 8, 2015

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eggnog jog

eggnog jog

eggnog jog

by realunnavus August 26, 2019


White Jog Sweat

The act of going for a jog in public after having received cum on one's body while having sex in public. The act of jogging is done to produce sweat to disguise the cum stains as sweat stains.

Dude 1: "Damn, that girl is always jogging with her boyfriend"
Dude 2: "Yea jogging.... look at that White Jog Sweat, they up to more than just jogging"

by Sp01234 December 2, 2020


grateful jog

A grateful jog is when someone jogs across the street for a stopping car.

He had a spring and a skip in his grateful jog across the street

by Prof. Dhingum October 19, 2022


jogging

running for weight-loss, health and performance benefits

If youโ€™re jogging for weight loss, try increasing your overall intake of fruits and vegetables

by pentAlux July 25, 2024


Jogging

Refers to someone slow playing.

Refers to slow drivers.

Refers to slow movers.

Refers to slow game players.

"Bro, stop jogging, we gotta go"

"I'm on i35. This car in front of me is jogging"

"It's been a month, and she still jogging"

"It's your turn, stop jogging"

by Captian Jjack April 6, 2024